Black Magic Women
March 11, 2009 at 6:32pm | In art, music, video | Leave a CommentTags: bad song covers, bat for lashes, don't cross the boss, electrelane, music videos, nadine byrne, natasha khan, potential friends

As much as I don’t want to like Bat For Lashes (aka British singer-songwriter Natasha Khan) for the total travesty that was her cover of “I’m On Fire” by Bruce Springsteen, I have to admit – she’s pretty awesome (for the record, no one should attempt to cover that song after the amazing Electrelane version). Check out these new songs from Khan’s upcoming album “Two Suns,” due out in the United States on April 7. I’m not going to deny that I’d probably like anyone rocking this kind of Björk-Kate-Bush-magic-space-goth-hippie-weirdo aesthetic – but, as Pitchfork points out, she must have a pretty good sense of humor about her own bizarre indie sub-genre in order to come out with this totally ridiculous cover for “Daniel,” the first single off of “Two Suns.” Plus, I have to mention she is the musician responsible for one of the best music videos of recent years with “What’s A Girl To Do.”

While I’m at it, I’d also like to mention the awesomeness of another European lady rocking a similar aesthetic in her work – Swedish artist Nadine Byrne. Besides sharing a first name with my Tiny Gems co-contributor and a last name with Talking Heads frontman David Byrne, she creates some really interesting textile/sculpture, performance, sound and video pieces. The image above is a still from her ongoing video/performance/music project, The Magic State (2008).
Kick Out the Jams: Strawberry Spring
March 9, 2009 at 4:07pm | In music | Leave a CommentTags: 8tracks, kick out the jams, mixtapes, perfect pop songs, springtime
In reality, as I write this, I’m sitting in a tan cubicle at my desk job under fluorescent lights, basking in the sickly glow of the computer screen and its ever-present Excel spreadsheet. In my heart, however, I’m outside, slinging a busted boombox over my shoulder, wearing gold silk shorts and that Built by Wendy Mean Streets tee, drinking sixteen-thousand Diet Cokes, possibly hopping the next bus to Asbury Park N.J., and most definitely preemptively satisfying your needs for the utmost in perfect springtime pop jams.

Now that our old pal Muxtape has risen from the ashes – at least for now – in the form of 8tracks.com, I hope to make “Kick Out the Jams” a semi-regular feature on Tiny Gems. In honor of the sweet springtime weather that graced us here in Philadelphia this weekend, I’m gracing y’all with part one: Tiny Gems Strawberry Jams!
Another day, another GaGa
March 3, 2009 at 5:56pm | In music, pop culture | Leave a CommentTags: bizarro universe, clockcleaner, lady gaga, philadelphia, up the punx, weird connections
…you didn’t think I’d really let you go this long without another Lady GaGa update, did you?
But seriously – has anyone else noted the odd similarities between “Poker Face” by Lady GaGa and “Vomiting Mirrors” by local punx Clockcleaner (aka “The Most Hated Band in Philadelphia”)?

ClockGaGa? LadyCleaner? Who knows. In the meantime, check out Clockcleaner’s last show ever at Kung Fu Necktie on April 18. Oh wait, it’s “invite only.” Endless bummer!
Who Did It Better?
February 23, 2009 at 4:15pm | In discussion, music, video | Leave a CommentTags: mariah carey, music videos, odb, remix, sampling, tom tom club
Tom Tom Club or Mariah Carey?
Subquestion: I listened to one of these songs every day of January 2009. Can you guess which one?
We Are Not the Same, I Am A Cyborg
February 20, 2009 at 4:30pm | In music, pop culture, sexuality | 1 CommentTags: cyborgs, donna haraway, gender, hip-hop, kanye west, maybe kanye and lady gaga should get together and have crazy high-fashion robo-babies, queer theory, radical feminism

In her famous essay A Cyborg Manifesto: Science, Technology, and Socialist-Feminism in the Late Twentieth Century, Donna Haraway sets up the metaphor of the cyborg as a new way of thinking about feminism. The “cyborg” – both human and machine, both organic and inorganic, both real and fictional – defies conventional, static categorizations and fixed concepts of identity. The nature of the cyborg stresses the unification of opposites and fluid concepts of gender and sexuality. Cyborgs are products of multiple, simultaneous states of being, and stand in radical opposition to conventional ideologies.
Although he is probably not remotely what she had in mind when she wrote her essay, Haraway’s idea of the cyborg has been incarnated (at least, within the context of contemporary pop culture) in the figure of Kanye West.

The typical persona of the successful, respected rapper/hip-hop producer is tough, collected, egocentric and hyper-masculine. Kanye West’s recent activities, however, actively subvert this image; rather than projecting this conventional masculine persona, Kanye takes part in traditionally feminine (or effeminate) behaviors. He has changed gears to release an R&B break-up album (808s and Heartbreak), collaborated with high-end designers and fine artists on music videos and fashion items, and expressed interest in posing for naked photographs. These behaviors are more typically associated with the female pop or R&B diva than male rapper/producer (Kanye’s interests and activities are much more in line with those of Beyoncé or even Björk than with those of, say, Jay-Z). His choices in clothing (Dayglo colors, tight pants, the famous Shutter shades) serve to further distance him from the hyper-masculine world of contemporary hip-hop; his image is robotic, highly stylized, and (above all) ambiguously gendered. Even his use of Auto-Tune vocals on 808s and Heartbreak underscores his new cyborg identity.
Of course, not everyone has taken kindly to Kanye’s development of this new cyborg identity. Both tabloid media and online pranksters have derided Kanye for perceived homosexuality. Porn trade mag Adult Video News recently printed a false interview in which “Kanye” stated,
I’m open to doing porn. Hell, I’ll even do bisexual scenes – myself, another man and a woman, or just me and two women. I know people will find that as some weird shit, but I am who I am.
Kanye has responded bombastically to these sorts of rumors through all-caps blog rants. This tendency to respond to rumors and accusations with “hysterics” pushes him even further beyond the typical gender binary.
Recently, Kanye claimed to have re-invented the term “gay” itself, transforming it from a fixed (negative) marker of identity into a marker of cultural cachet – the ultimate step toward becoming a post-gender cyborg being. Donna Haraway should be proud to see her cyborg literally personified – not to mention getting to #1 on the Billboard charts.
¡VIVA KANYE, VIVA LA REVOLUCION!
(OK, so I know the title is actually from a Lil Wayne song. Weezy isn’t a cyborg, he’s a Martian, and that’s totally different and probably just as revolutionary. Or, he’s just on too many drugs. Either way, it’s a completely different topic. What do you think, readers?)
From the Department of Recent Obsessions: Kickin’ it old school
February 6, 2009 at 3:37pm | In fashion, music, obsession, video | 1 CommentTags: oi oi oi, super old school, the 80s, up the punx
I am turning 23 soon, trying to go to grad school or find a real, full-time job in the film industry within the next year, and basically trying to look and act like a real human being. But I also have a tendency to watch videos of early British punk and oi bands – and to get really jealous of their style. Do film studios hire guys who spend all their money on suspenders and jackets in an attempt to look like Feargal Sharkey et al. circa 1979?
I think this might be a bit of a problem.
999, “Homicide”
The Buzzcocks, “What Do I Get”
The Undertones, “My Perfect Cousin”
Cock Sparrer, “We Love You”
David Byrne: Genius, Blogger, Drunk Bicyclist
May 22, 2008 at 8:58pm | In internet, music | Leave a CommentTags: david byrne, drunk bicycling, heroes, stars are just like us
… my tire slipped on the cobblestones of West 14th St., and I remember lying in the street, looking at oncoming headlights and rolling towards the curb so they wouldn’t run me over. Two cops approached and looked down at me. “Have you been drinking?” they asked. Probably a typical question in that neighborhood at that time of night. “Yes, I’ve had a few drinks,” I replied. “But I’m hurt.” I managed to get up by myself and retrieve my bike (no help from the NYPD, though one of them asked if I was David Byrne) and it wasn’t until later, when I was in bed, that the pain made itself truly known. I wondered how I would ever even get out of bed. The next day I went to the hospital and x-rays revealed two broken ribs — numbers 3 and 5, way up high. They’re healing now, little by little, and I was told that in 3 weeks I should be OK.
- David Byrne Journal: 05.16.2008: You drank too much and fell off your bike
See, it’s true. Stars: they’re just like us!
From the Dept. of Recent Obsessions
May 16, 2008 at 2:38pm | In literature, music, obsession, video | Leave a CommentTags: how dudes should dress, music videos, rene daumal, surrealism, the kinks
Here at Tiny Gems, our lives are an ever-shifting landscape of obsessions and fixations, changing week to week, if not day to day. Paying tribute to our unhealthy behaviors, we’ve decided to add a weekly column to this small corner of the blogosphere. “From the Dept. of Recent Obsessions” will catalog our weird fascination with literally anything we feel like writing about. Try to guess which one of us wrote which part!
The Kinks
For some reason, accidentally discovering that my boyfriend looks exactly like Ray Davies propelled me into an all-out obsession with The Kinks. My love is so deep and true, I can’t even really put it into words. All I can really say is, watch this video right now! Wouldn’t the world be great if dudes actually dressed like this?
“A Night of Serious Drinking,” Rene Daumal
This 1938 French novel can be categorized in any number of ways: as bizarre (even tongue-in-cheek) Surrealism, a social satire, an overly referential fantasy story, a parody of Dante. I think maybe it can be best summed up by, “what it would be like if The Discrete Charm of the Bourgeoisie was a book instead of a movie.” Do yourself a favor and look up a copy at the pretentious and extensive library of your choice.
Tiny Little Mixtapes
March 30, 2008 at 2:42pm | In internet, music | Leave a CommentMuxtape is a really awesome website/idea. Click the image above to access the official Tiny Gems early-spring 08 mixtape — my tribute to the power of the pop song. Enjoy, kids!
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